Saturday 29 November 2014
ODE DEAR!
LIKE THE PHOENIX
SHE RAISES FROM THE ASHES
FLICKS BACK HER HAIR
AND BATS HER EYE LASHES
STRAIGHTEN'S HER CLOAK
SMOOTHS DOWN HER DRESS
CHECKS HER CHAINS
AND PATS HER CHEST
WALKS TO HER THRONE
AND FITS RIGHT BACK IN
HER EYES START TO GLOW
LIKE THE HAIR ON HER CHIN!
AS HER MIND STARTS TO TWIRL
SHE NEEDS TO DECIDE
SHOULD SHE START WITH A GIRL
OR BOY BY HER SIDE
THE CLOCKS TICKING DOWN
AS SHE PUTS ON HER CROWN
SHE'S FEELING QUITE COOL
AS SHE LOOKS AT HER TOOL
THEN ON TO THE SCREEN
A MESSAGE APPEARS
SHE CANNOT BELIEVE
WHAT'S ASSAULTING HER EAR'S!
FOR THERE ON THE SCREEN
IS A MESSAGE MOST HARD
THEY HAVE JUST CANCELLED
HER CREDIT CARDS!
FOR OUT IN THE LAND
THE SASHA'S HAVE HEARD
THE ICE QUEEN IS BACK
AND THEIR NOT HAVING THAT!
QUEENIE SHE SHIVERS
AND STRAIGHTENS HER BACK
THEN LOOKS OVER TO TRENDON
LAYING THERE ON THE RACK
HER MOUTH STARTS TO RISE
IN THE FORM OF A SMILE
THAT MAKES ALL THE SASHA
HEAD FOR THE AISLES
SHE'S SO MISSED THE CHALLENGE
OF TEACHING THOSE KIDS
THAT LIFE'S NOT A LIFE
WITHOUT ACHING RIBS
SMILING AT TRENDON THE FIRST
OF HER GANG
SHE CRUISES THE NET
WHILE FORMING THE PLAN
WHILE OUT IN THE WORLD
EVERYONE'S HAPPY
GETTING READY FOR CHRISTMAS
AND FEELING QUITE CHATTY
STILL UNAWARE
WHATS ABOUT TO ERUPT
THE ICE QUEEN'S BACK
AND SHE'S READY TO STRUT
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A wonderful poem Denise....BUT it's sending shivers down my spine as I think of all those vunerable Sashas and Gregors out there that are quite unaware of The Ice Queen's return to purchase and groom them into mean, spiteful and lying members of our Sasha Doll Community.
ReplyDelete(Unfortunately I fear that it's TOO late for her Trendon No 1, Heaven help the poor lad as the lies have already started when I was definitely told in bold black and white print that he was NOT a red head!!)
Important NB. to any Sasha collectors who are thinking of putting their waif dolls onto the open market in the near future please carefully check the identity of the buyer....... (especially as she goes under several IDs) before agreeing to the sale.
Hopefully my already secured (but yet to arrive here) brunette waif, Trendon No 4, is the tough, scruffy street-wise lad (with ingrained vinyl dirt and 'play wear' to prove it) is as described by his seller so that he at least stands some chance of survival in the about to be formed, Trendon Gang.
Kendal...you are getting as bad as Dee!! Honestly, my Trendon waif is not a red head...but a proper waif....check my blog I will give you some clues tomorrow......!!!
DeleteThank you Kendal, I always feel the need when Icy's about ! :) The poor Sasha community forgotten all about her, out of sight and all that :)
DeleteYour new Trendon lad sounds like he'll be able to stand up to her's once the groups formed! which is all well and good :)
We'll be looking closely at your blog Queenie, don't you worry!! :)
DeleteYou make me sound like Cruella De ville!!! You know you have missed writing these odes...we haven't had any for ages!!
ReplyDeleteThank you (is that the right word?!) for this one.....it is ABSOLUTELY .......I am lost for words....:)
Perfect but with more chill! and blue I believe! :)) Lost of words eh! I'll have to keep working on them ! :)
DeleteOH BOY!!!! That's a very scary poem.....and were my Sashas and Gregors all here with me at the coast, I'm sure we'd think the noise would be an earthquake, when really it's just the rattling of their bones and the chattering of their little vinyl teefs!!!! The ICE QUEEN is back!!!!!
ReplyDeleteActually, iciness or not, I'm glad that you're back Ronny and also that Dee's 'odes' are coming to the fore again! I am off to look at your blog now Ms Icy Pops and see what is being revealed over there in Simply Sasha land :)
Big hugs to you both
Sharon xxxx
Thanks S!! Our girl Dee certainly has a vivid imagination...perhaps that is why she is loved loved by all of us in the Sasha community!!
DeleteYes Sharon, your dear Sasha family need to worry, well only if you decide to sell any or she decides to visit Spain if they have a bad Winter ( It's too hot there otherwise ;) )
DeleteHer head will get even bigger ( if that's possible) with all this welcome back lark!! :)
You say the nicest things Icy :) you've making me worried.... :))
DeleteBe afraid...be very afraid...
DeleteSleep with one eye open......:)
Okay! ;)
DeleteThe Ice Queen has already cast one of her wicked spells over me......I began thinking of selling the Sashas and buying a Beetle as soon as I read her post..... and I'm not even able to drive anymore!
ReplyDeleteI daren't even comment there, IN CASE SHE GETS ME! Hide Lucas,Dee, he's in mortal danger.....
Jenni , We'll save you from her, I bet she's got a Vbub franchise and is trying to lure us into selling all our Sasha's only to find the VW's sitting on bricks with no doors and some loan shark awaiting further payment!!
DeleteI've not seen Lucas since her blog reappeared!! I'm worried he's either thumbing a lift back to hers or so scared his hiding...I hope the second one and fear the first!! :)
Oh No! I've been rumbled!! Lucas is on his way back...he is on the driveway trying to hotwire a Beetle as we speak and take it for a joy ride!
DeleteIf Lucas is hot wiring a Beetle , it's probably to drive it away and flog it!! :)
DeleteOooooo I have yet to hear about said ice queen!! I feel I need to know her blog though, so I can find out more please? I feel my Trendon needs some warning as he certainly seems a sweet boy, maybe martial arts lessons before next years chat n snap are in order! :-)
ReplyDeleteLove the poem Dee, it's fantastic x
Yes your lad should get all the lesson he can!! You can find Icy by click on the side bar link Absolutely Sasha :)
DeleteHehe
DeleteJust type in Absolutely Sasha blogspot and you're away to The Ice Queen's lair.
ReplyDeleteYou two will be the death of me....I am a pussy cat Louise...don't believe what Dee and Kendal say :)
DeleteLol :)
DeleteI feel they secretly have a soft spot for you, if sometimes a little disapproving ;)
We ALL KNOW that witches have pussy cats, Ronnie. This is just proof positive that you are THE WHITE WITCH, ONE TIME QUEEN of NARNIA and, now you have been thrown out of Narnia by that lion whom you won't have named, you are starting on the world of Sashas. You just swapped the sled and dwarves for Beetles and G*O*T*Z toddlers!
ReplyDeletePS Louise - my toddler girl is a martial arts expert. When she gets back from holidaying in Spain, I'm sure she will be happy to offer lessons to those sweet, gentle T*R*E*N*D*O*N*s out there!
So that's who she is! Nar I think she must be her mother, she's so much OLDER!!! The BLUE WITCH of Banania!! Where things go yellow and bend, just like her teeth..oops sorry I promised I would't tell!! :)
DeleteWonderful poem Dee, so good that Ronnie's Return brought with it your Rhyme .... I predict a lot more yet to come :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Rosie :) I fear you may be correct!! :)
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