Friday, 20 December 2024

A VILLAGE CHRISTMAS TALE PART FIVE

 


Granny's looking at her phone and tutting !


"Who is sending me silly pictures ? " she asks Bruno thrusting the phone into his face " What is that ? "

" Looks like the front door " Bruno replies moving away from Granny to check out the front 


" Yes someone's left a bear on the doorstep !"

"Honestly these delivery men! Just drop things out side , take a photo and rush off with not even a knock at the door ! " grumbles Granny " Better bring it in before it goes walkabout!"


"It's another giant bear ! " Bruno calls back to Granny 
"Argh! " Granny growls " Better bring it in !"


Bruno grabs the bear and pulls her in through the shop door. Thank goodness she's not as big as that camel that turned up yesterday !
"Oh " calls Granny as Bruno pulls the bear puffing and groaning " There should be a little pull along horse too "


When he goes back out in search of a small pull along horse , he gasps 


"Wow " whispers Bruno hugging the horse 


Excitedly he climbs onto the horse's back 


Granny's voice comes from inside the shop " You can put it in the window and hopefully he'll sell quickly "
Bruno looks at just how far from the ground he is and where the window comes on him !


Getting down, he turns the horse ready to lead him round to the back garden " It's alright Granny I think I'll have him for my Christmas present " he rubs his face against the horse's nose.

"What a pull along toy ! " Granny calls back sounding surprised " Are you not a little old for that? "


Rubbing the horse's nose Bruno calls back " You said I could pick my own gift this year !"
"Well yes but I though you'd want a new bike or something "
" No thanks Granny " Bruno smiles at the horse  " Luigi is just perfect "
"Okay " comes the reply " Go put him away and come back there's work to be done, I'll wrap him up later "

Bruno giggles and leads Luigi off towards the back garden .

Thursday, 19 December 2024

A VILLAGE CHRISTMAS TALE PART FOUR

 


A couple of the boys are out doing a bit of Christmas shopping.

Erik looks at all the toys in the window of Fortuna's, so many things to choose from makes it hard to decide.


Robin knows what he's looking for but he just cannot see it , well not in the window.


" Let's go in and see what's inside " Robin says to his brother


Erik immediately sees some Christmas cards and starts looking at them.


Mmm they are plenty to pick, how many does he need ? 


Robin spots Granny Fortuna and goes to speak to her.


" Good afternoon Granny "

" Good afternoon Robin. Shouldn't you be at school? "

" No we finished our last day this morning , so two weeks of freedom " he laughs gently.


" So what can I do for you ? " Granny asks

" I'm looking for a old fashioned panda for my sister Hattie "

"Old fashioned? " 

"Yes you know a proper panda " Robin explains " you know a black and white one like a proper panda , not bright pink or green "

"So black and white ? " confirms granny " what's wrong with a nice blue and white or another colour ? "

" Oh there is nothing wrong with the bright coloured ones but Hattie loves the black and white ones best and so that's what I'd like " finishes Robin " Do you have any ? "


Before she can respond a man appears in the doorway " Delivery !" he calls


" Bring it in !" answers Granny , turning back to Robin to say " I may have one in this delivery . I have ordered lots of bears of all sorts and other animals too "


" Sorry love no can do ! We only deliver to the curb side it's down to you shopkeepers to move the goods inside "


"Do you call me love ! " exclaims Granny " Bruno go and collect the items this person is too feeble to bring inside "


" Oh Mrs ! I ain't feeble ! I'm not allowed to bring things inside ! First it's inside! then it's can you just take it into the stock room, or up the stairs or empty the boxes ! I've got other deliveries to get done today you know "

"Sh don't worry " says Bruno trying to calm him " I can bring them all in " 

" Come on then I ain't got all day " says the man turning on his heel and walking away " It's only one item today anyway "

Bruno and the man vanish and after a few minutes the van drives off.

Suddenly the doorway goes dark


" Granny ! " Bruno calls " Did you order a camel ? "


" Yes amongst lots of other soft toys " confirms Granny , then continues talking to Robin " I have a new supplier ! A lovely lady Raquel Thieves, so knows everything about helping businesses make money "

" Granny !"  Bruno calls again


" Bruno why are you calling me when I'm speaking to Robin !"


 Bruno brings the camel into the shop and everyone turns to watch , with stunned expressions !


It doesn't take long for Granny to get her voice back " What is this? "

" A camel " states Bruno    Granny gives him the look! 

" What's it doing in my shop ?"

"Well you said to bring it in " 

"Why it is so  . . . so     

"Big? " supplies Robin    Granny gives him the look

Robin blushes

" Big " Granny repeats " I ordered toys not giants !"


The camel looks stunned also.

" He's too big, take him out and round to the outside store room and I'll ring Raquel and get him collected "


Bruno heads towards the door pulling the camel behind him.


" Well " Bruno says to the camel " I don't think you'll be off anywhere soon since that man said no returns when I said I'm sure you were not meant for us "

The camel says nothing


" Mind you Granny can be very determined so you may get taken back, which is a shame as I'm sure someone would love a lovely big camel for Christmas " He pulls the camel along towards the side of the shop " Lets get you into the extra storage shed before it rains "


Someone's dropped a local paper on the road.




Tuesday, 17 December 2024

A VILLAGE CHRISTMAS TALE PART THREE

  Granny's shop is now open and doing good business, while elsewhere on the edge of the village 


" I spy with my little eye " says Hugo " something beginning with S "

" Mm S ? " sighs Edward " your sure it's an S ? "

" Oh yes it's S !"


" Could it be sky ? " says Edward with a tiny little huff 

" Why yes ! " laughs Hugo " You are very good at this Edward "

"Maybe because it's been either Sky or Leaf for the last seven goes "

"Really ! Are you sure ? " asks Hugo puzzled " your go !"


Meanwhile just behind Edward and Hugo , the others bears are quietly excitedly chatting away.

" I'm looking forward to sitting on the green benches " Pinkney says to her best friend Lavender

" I want to shout out ' Order Order! If you cannot let the right horrible speak you'd best leave ! " she giggles

" It's right honourable " giggles Pinkney " not Horrible ! "

" They are right Horrible to me " Lavender grins 

" Well the only order order I'll be shout for is a G&T "

" Gin and Tonic! " gasps Lavender in surprise 

" No silly , Grapefruit and Tomato ! "

That sends them into even more giggling, which draws Edwards eye, so they quieten down.



 " beginning with L " finishes Hugo 

It's going to be a long trip sighs Edward pretending to think about what could possibly begin with L !

" It couldn't be leaf ? could it? " asks Edward , but before Hugo can answer, a car drives up the road and Edward moves forward to check if its their taxi to the station.



Alas it drives past and stops further down the road. He decides to stay where he is as Hugo is now chatting to old Custard .


Edward is wondering how long he should leave it before he goes back inside and calls the taxi company again ? Luckily he's allowed a good hour to get to the station before their train, so can leave it a few more minutes.


"What's going on here then? " wonders Diggory, from the cover of the bushes " Looks very suspicious if you ask me !"


He moves to the bottom of the post and immediately forgets why he moved there!


Luckily Edward noticed him moving along the wall and looks down at him

" Hello Diggory , does Mrs Mum know you are out in the front garden? "

For a moment Diggory wonders if god is talking to him! or maybe the tiny little insect walking along the wall

" Diggory! Look up "

Must be god decides Diggory, if he's wanting me to look up !


"Why hello god I didn't think I'd be meeting you today " 

God? Edward calls down " It's Edward Diggory, why don't you come up ? "

Well of course I'll come up Edward Diggory ! " he exclaims " You must be a relative as I'm a Diggory too !"


" I'm Edward and your Diggory " Edward calls down 

One good thing about bears, they never lose the ability to climb even if they lose the ability to remember anything else !


"Well " says Diggory after catching his breath from the climb " what are you young whippersnappers 

doing sitting on the wall ? "

" We are off on a small trip up to London "

" The big smoke hey !" 

" Big smoke ? " queries Edward 

" Yes back when I was a young cub, that's what we called London, due to all the coal fires filling the air in the winter, so it was all foggy "

" Oh I never knew that " Edward smiles 


" So why are you going to the smoke? " Diggory continues " It's not really a safe place for small bears "

" Oh nothing to worry about " Edward replies " We have been invited to lunch with an Economist in Westminster , she wants our feedback on how the Country is doing, from a bears point of view "

" Really ! " Diggory thinks there is something wrong with that statement but the more he tries to think what it is, the further it moves away from him .


" Actually Diggory you can do me a flavour and tell the others indoors, if they wonder where we are, if we are late getting back. that we have gone to London to lunch with an Economist "

Diggory pauses for a minute repeating the words in his head " Yes! I'm sure I can do that "

"Great " smiles Edward as he sees their taxi coming up the road. " I'm sure we will be back by about tea time sixish"

"Sixish " repeats Diggory

With that Edward gathers everyone up , apart from Diggory , and gets them into the taxi and off to the station.

Diggory waves them off , then sits awhile enjoying the view from up on the front wall pillar.

He stays and waves to the children coming back from school, along with their mums and dads. He is still there when the binmen turn up to empty the recycling bin.

But it goes very quiet in the village, and the temperature has dropped and even for a bear with some fur, at his great age he does now feel the cold. Time to head in and have a snooze by the fire.


Now if he could just remember what Edward asked him to say ? He sits a little while longer then it comes to him! " They have gone up to the big smoke to punch a communist !" 

Feeling very pleased with himself, he quickly, well as quick as a very old bear can manage, heads back to the house deciding he'd best pass on the message before he forgets again . . .