Friday, 23 December 2016

A RHYME FOR THE TIME....



It was the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
No one was sleeping,
Well maybe a mouse
The children were running and shouting with glee
That Santa was coming to them you see
He was bringing a sack, enormously round
And would arrive by the chimney with ne’er a sound!
Mum from the kitchen, arms dusted in flour
Called to the children and shouted the hour
Get to your beds and don't dilly dally
If Santa sees children he won't stop to tarry
He'll jump on his sleigh and call out "come deer
These are bad children we'll not stop here!"
On hearing Mum's words the children did stop
And consider her words and decided to flop
Into their beds, they fell one by one 
Covers pulled up one sucks a thumb
They looked to the end of their beds 
There they see empty stockings 
One two and three
Giggling silly they vow to stay awake
And catch Santa coming out of the grate
But slowly night deepens and eyes start to flutter
And soon little snuffles are all that they utter
And that's when the jingles and jangles of bells
Sweep through the night in a magical spell
No one is watching as down with a swoosh
Santa appear, shaking his tush
He walks to the beds and smiles at each one
Look’s on his list , sent by their mum
Jimmy wants lego, Albie a sword
Both want some sweets and a tape to record
Sweet Mary the baby, sucking her thumb
Smiles in her sleep, the sheets round her bum
Santa with gentle tears in his eyes
Covers her up his heart filled with pride
Their innocent slumber is all that he seeks
The joy in their hearts and their rosy red cheeks
Turning he fills the stockings to the brim,
Then picks up his sack and straightens his chin
Then with a rumble, he's gone in a flash
And the reindeer are off again in a dash
And up in the sky filled with bright stars, a man dressed in red
Is eating a mars!

By Dee Owen

Thursday, 22 December 2016

CAN ANYBODY FIND ME....

( Please singalong if you know the words, when the time comes.... )



Granny's in the shop with Bruno.


" Bruno this box is for Mrs Stew for her brother, she'll be along to collect once she finishes work"
" Okay what's in it? "
" No idea, it's not our business, so do not touch it!" says Granny giving Bruno the Look! " I have to go to the post office to collect a very important parcel, so please mind the shop"


"Oh " says Granny on her way towards the door" One of the Gregors from the Old Rectory left his guitar behind, I have phoned and Mrs Mum , who call in later "


Having left her instructions Granny hurries out, she wants to try and get to the Post Office before it gets too busy!


She's barely left the shop before Bruno sees the box for Mrs Stew is not sealed, so he opens it and looks inside!


"A tutu and some wigs!" says Bruno holding them up " Mmm " he smiles.......


He hurries off , soon returning with music blaring out from the back room!


Singing....

" I want to break free.... I want to break free... I want to break free from your lies
 your so self satisfied I don't need you ! I've got to break free.. God knows I want to break free!!! "


"He's fallen in love.. he's fallen in love for the first time this time he knows it's for reallllll.
he's got to break free ! God knows he wants to break free... "


Switching song. he continues at the top of his lungs!" Can anybody find meeeee someone to love... "

"I work hard....



" He works hard "


" Everyday of my life !
I work til I ache my bones
At the end


"at the end of the day"


"I take home all my hard earned pay on my own!

I get down (down ) on my knees(Knees)
 and I start to pray ( Praise the Lord)
Til the tears run down from my eyes
Lord somebody, somebody (Please)
Can anybody find me Somebody to love?



another switch...


"It's too late..
my time as come..
sends shivers down my spine
bodies aching all the time


"Goodbye everybody ,got to go,
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth "


"Mama

"anyway the wind blows "


"I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.. "

( some guitar solo )


" I see a little silhouetto of a man !
Scaramouche scaramouche , will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightening
very very frightening me"


" Galileo !"

Galileo 


Galileo


Galileo 
Galileo figaro !

I'm just a poor boy, no body loves me !


He's just a poor boy from a poor family!
Spare him his life from this monstrosity "



"Easy come Easy go , will you let me go?"
"Bismillah! No we will not let him go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let him go ( let him go)
Bismillah! We will not let him go ( let him go!)
Mama mia mama mia (mama mia let me go)
Beelzebub as a devil set aside for me , for me , for meeeeeeeee"



(( lots of rocking and guitar playing... ))

Luckily no one comes into the shop 
not that Bruno would hear with the all singing so loud and the music blaring!



Granny steps into........


the quiet of the shop to find Bruno looking a little puffed out!
"Everything all right Bruno? " asks Granny
" F F Fine " puffs Bruno " J J Just be  en running about back to the shed.. storeroom and back !"


" I think I'll go have a little sit down now you are back, if that's okay Gran? "



" Yes and have some honey and lemon Bruno , your voice is very harsh ! you may be getting a cold and you don't want that at Christmas!"

Bruno says nothing and heads upstairs for a rest!

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