Wednesday, 21 July 2021

JULY 21ST

 


Saved by Dolly Doodles ! Yes Mum found the dolly doodles box of clothes , so was able to gather enough clothes to cover the rears of several naked boys!


"Thanks mum, I knew you would not let us down " 

Mum smiled " Well I couldn't have the neighbours or the girls complaining about see you lot running around naked ! "


"Mmm about them not seeing anyone naked " Erik says , he holds up a pair of shorts " one of the boys is refusing to put his shorts on "

"Who ? " demands Mum


Erik takes mum to the opening of the gazebo...

"LUCAS ! Get back here this minute and put on your shorts !" Mum calls


A giggling Lucas just starts running away " No shorts mum .........no ... " 

So a chase ensues whereby Lucas runs streaking about the garden avoiding both mum and Erik trying to catch him ! Who knew a toddler could be so fast or so wily !

It's not until mum stops out of breath and says to Erik " Stuff this ! Let's go have some ice cream Erik " that they walk away , suddenly followed by Lucas calling " Me Ice cream   and me.... "

Mum wishes she'd thought of this earlier!!

Tuesday, 20 July 2021

JULY 20TH

 


Well Mum's come down this morning to find some shoes and socks just left on the coffee table!

She wonders who just left them there!


She then spots a pile of clothes out under the gazebo... she can hear voices down the garden..


Zak is talking to Ivor the gargoyle "  You are so lucky you don't need to wear clothes " explains Zak " We have been roasting in winter clothing for months !"

Igor doesn't seem impressed and looks at Zak and his socks , Zak notices him looking " I don't want to get stones in my feet and I can get cold very easily !"

Igor just stares.. so Zak decides to find the others..


He stands next to Toby who says " I'm not too sure I want everyone to see Norman ? "

"Whose Norman? " asks Zak confused, not seeing any new people about.

" You know Norman " says Toby pointing down

Zak looks then quickly looks back up " You call it Norman ? "

" Yes " says Toby surprised " Don't you have a name for yours? "

" Ar no !" Zak mumbles

"Anyway " Toby carries on " I said this to Percy and he told me to use a sock !"


"But it keeps falling off ? " 

" Maybe a baby sock would be better " Zak says

" Mmm I'll have to see "

"Video's running " someone says


Suddenly Erik calls for quiet !

"Well Mum , we gave you fair warning what would happen if you didn't produce our shorts and t shirts this morning , so you have given us no choice but to keep our word !"


A gauntlet is thrown down ! or a pair of underpants in this case !!



"This is your final warning !" They all say together, well almost all together " 


" Tomorrow it will be the Full Monty !" says Erik , then notices Lucas ..


"Lucas ! Sit down "

" Me Pirate !"

" Yes well sit down and put your hat on your lap " 

Lucas starts to stare at Erik  " Now Lucas !   or no ice cream later " 


"We'll edit that part out " says Erik to his brothers " so all together !"

"WE WON'T LEAVE OUR HATS  ON !! "