Tuesday 22 December 2015

THREE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS

"And now some breaking news..... late this afternoon, the local  zoo was broken into and several animals released from their  enclosures. Thankfully due to the inclement weather there were few visitors, the two lions were cornered quite quickly by the Zoo keepers and safely returned to the enclosure.
However several animals are still at large, people are requested not to approach them if seen, just ring the Zoo and they'll arrange their capture.

CC TV captured the villains who committed this heinous crime ! Please ring the Village police with the details if they are known to you.


The shifty eyed black and white one , trying to hide in this photo, we believe to be the ring leader.


We also believe they may have robbed a jewelers by the size of the Emerald the accomplice is carrying over his shoulder.


Take a good look at the first shifty eyed villain, someone somewhere must know who this hardened crime boss is!


They start to hurry away , do you know where these villains live..


Now moving on.... Mrs Grenlow's chickens have won a major art award for their painting entitled
"Scratching corn "
 Mrs G lays down artist paper all over her field and trays of paints and waits for her chickens to walk through the paint and over the paper. She's already sold two of the chickens paintings to the Tate Modern in London for several thousand pounds.

When asked what she thought of her chickens making such high value art she replied " I's never been impressed by those that lives down in that London an I ain't changed my pinion ta'll , if'n thems idiots wants to pay me money for that s  crappy leavings, i's not so stupid as not to takes it, now am i's? "
Our reporter went to see the artist chickens and watched them make more art work.....



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12 comments:

  1. *gnihihi
    there's so much happen at the Zoo and TheVillage and I'll promise to keep my eyes open for any strange hairy black or white thingie.

    And I need chicken, fo sure and of course. Love the eggs and the artsy attitude. Doesn't know about that so far ... the chickenart, not the eggs :)

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    1. It's all happening here! Chicken art is the in thing I believe ;)

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  2. Haha! A new money making venture has been unmasked. But Dee, HOW COULD YOU make it public knowledge? I's is now 'bout to be losin' all them thar customers for the chickart scam, now that them fools down south , round the region you be livin' will know my game. And the fowl ain't up to takin' on chicklit yet, on account of them bein' too bird-brained for larnin' spellin' an' such.

    As for the bears - the green eyed one looks more shifty than the black and white one, who just looks determined but somewhat anxious.
    WHO is harbouring these hardened criminals? I suggest the police search The Village, a known hot-bed of minor crime. Hiding the bad guys would be right up the street of the female leader of the gang, known as Mrs. Mum.

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    1. You are sitting on your Chicken gold mine over there in wet wales! lol

      I'll have you know this Village is a bastion of honesty and order... well when Lucas is behaving!

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  3. So the plot thickens - shifty looking animal liberationist jewel thieves!
    As for those Welsh Wizards, they always prey on the gullible!
    But where, where, where, where's Lucas?

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    1. You've got it in two! Yes where is that boy!

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  4. Animals at large sounds frightening and why would Mr Mossy and Edward be suspects? Were they looking for Lucas and just happened to be caught in the wrong place at the wrong time! Where's Lucas?? Looking forward to the next chapter! :) xxx

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    1. I think Edward and Mossy were in the wrong place at the wrong time!:)xxx

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  5. Yikes! and I thought my crew could get up at mischief..

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    1. What! you mean there are more out there!!!

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  6. I can imagine that the chicken art is waaaaay better than some of the stuff I've seen on the internet by people who're calling themselves artists! LOL
    As for the shifty looking characters in the CCTV footage.....less said the better!
    xxx

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    1. Sharon, anyone can scratch a few lines on a piece of paper and call it art! Look at those chickens of Jen's!!
      Yes I so hope Edward and Mossy make it safely home xxx

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